i need sex and like a 15 hour nap
Goddamnit I hate phone blogging I’ll brave the harsh winter to get my comp
I want to open a tea shop called “it’s partea time” and ill spike all the tea with vodka
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
A kiss under the mistletoe. You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. But a kiss can be even deadlier… if you mean it.
Holiday Favorites - Batman Returns (1992)
- Salt, shot, lime.
- It’s an insult to bring someone a diet soda.
- Poppers improve aim.
- If you want it to look like a bicep, it needs more veins.
- Drinking Chardonnay is faggy.
- When he says his “sister”, he means “his sister”.
- Asians love gambling.
- There is no Pepe…
My phone is dying but I forgot my computer in my car fuck life